Twister 3117

My problems started when my dog took a dump on the mayor’s lawn. Some dude took a photo, I got famous and now I have a talkshow. About dogs.

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Twister 3116

The argument got heated and personal and she said, Men see all of us as sex objects, and he looked her up and down and said, Not even close.

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Twister 3115

And they stood and shook hands, and there was a deal. They felt like men, like a brotherhood, and so the skinny guy in the nice suit farted.

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Twister 3114

He says, I’m addicted to game shows. It’s the last time he sees her. Until years later. She’s on TV. And he realizes the failure of his life

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Twister 3113

They drove toward the storm, unsure of the future or themselves. She said she saw a rainbow on the horizon. But that was always the problem.

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Twister 3112

Her love is all-encompassing and he feels buried alive in snow and he builds up the courage to tell her and she says, But you hate the cold.

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Twister 3111

He showers her with apricots and marigolds. He likes the poetry of the offering. But she’s not a poetry kind of gal. And she wishes he knew.

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Twister 3110

They were obviously lost. The GPS was faulty. You and your stupid gadgets, she fumed. He knew he’d have to rethink her birthday present now.

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Twister 3109

They wake up and he says, Don’t use me, and she says, I was going to say the same thing, and he asks for a toothbrush and she kicks him out.

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Twister 3108

The woman turned around and his lust faded. Later he told his wife he was through being superficial. When she asked why he couldn’t tell her

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