The women stripped naked and straddled the shoulders of ugly men. All to make a political statement. Which was totally lost on the frat boys

Their picnic ruined by ants, they settled on the drive in with the rollerskating waitresses. I’ve seen this silly show before, he complained

That shirt proves you’re too fat, she says. So he changes. And this one? he asks. She studies him. That one proves something else, she says

On their first date she says, I’m a Wood Nymph, and he doesn’t know if he should back off now or later. You’re life like, he says, confused.