The boring teenager with superpowers always wills a free refill on his soda. He wants to be an accountant when he grows up. An accurate one.
Tagged: Work (581)
T 5206
His life coach says, Find strength in your limitations, and this stays with him, and next morning he tells his wife, I feel so strong today.
T 5185
He went and bought underwear and showed up at the meeting in them and his boss entered and raised an eyebrow. I said ‘Be brief’, she sighed.
T 5176
The yelling ends and the echo of it recedes into silence. Awkward. Pregnant. How did you get your job? someone asks. The yelling begins anew.
T 5168
He worked for the company for 20 years, and they bought him a box of frozen steaks. A big box. But he was a vegetarian. Then they fired him.
T 5157
He says, I worked my ass off, and she says, Looks like it, and he studies his reflection in the mirror and realizes the effort is worthless.
T 5144
Her accountant says, I can’t account for your stupidity. She replies: You can’t count, period. Then the dancers crowds the stage. And mirth.
T 5137
He presses send. And then he hears an explosion. And then some cursing. He reads the email again. He says “oops.” Not that it does any good.
T 5125
She sold real estate. The imagining of strangers’ lives. She liked saying “And this is the bedroom.” She always said it with a wistful smile
T 5092
The meeting turned to talk about budgets and he dreamed a world where everyone was happy and spoke in song and then he stood up and said, No.
