The policewoman writes up the ticket and he says, To be frank, and she says, To be beans, and their kids end up telling the worst jokes ever.
Tagged: Work (581)
T 5552
They met by the fountain and he said, I’m not a lawyer, and she gulped and said, What are you? and he said, A poet, and she stifled a laugh.
T 5536
The cop enters the bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says, How do you feel about gay marriage? and the cop says, I’ve had a long day.
T 5520
What makes us more animal, sex or pooping? the boy asks. He gets sent to the principal. But she’s a good principal. She gives the boy candy.
T 5508
I dove into the cab but there was already someone in the back seat, a blond lawyerly type, and I excused myself, and she said, Now dive out.
T 5502
He bought shoes and wore the shoes to work and no one at work noticed his new shoes so he returned the shoes to the store and said, Kill me.
T 5493
He sneezed and liquids exploded outwards and the meeting came to a halt. No one offered a tissue. You’re heartless, he said. Everyone agreed.
T 5489
She walked up to the guy and said, How hot are you? and he said, I’ve funded six start-ups, and she laughed the laughter of the unimpressed.
T 5486
The financial analyst was hit by a car, abandoned his job and started dabbling in poetry. You’re more useless now, said his bewildered wife.
T 5473
The comedian leaves the stage and lights a smoke and someone says, You can’t smoke here, and the comedian wants to laugh. But he never does.
